Friday, June 30, 2017

On Lessons in Detachment

So, last November this happened:
:(
I'll give you 6 guesses who caused this, and the first 5 don't count.

Dominic aka Conan the Destroyer was sitting on my lap while I was slowly sipping my morning cup of consciousness and attempting to have a rational conversation with Katie, when he lunged forward at light speed and knocked the bally thing off the table.  The worst of it is that Katie and I were both RIGHT there -- but he was so dang quick that we could only watch in horror as the mug landed with a heart-rending smash.

What makes it so sad is that this was my china shepherdess:  it was given to me when I was a student in Gaming, Austria, and had survived a transatlantic flight and several moves over the last 20 years.  I loved the shape and used it for my morning cuppa every day.  The kids all respected it and wouldn't touch it, lest it get broken.  I think Katie mourned over it as much as I did.

Well, all things must pass away, I suppose.  And really, you can't get angry with a baby.  It's not allowed.

So I got out the super glue and patched it back together so I could at least keep it as a reminder of that amazing semester.
It's not usable for its inteded purpose, however.

Enter My Hero, Mr. Pickles.

He did extensive research to try to find a mug to replace my Austrian one.  He couldn't find an exact match, but he came pretty close!
and not one, but TWO!
He is so good to me. :)

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

6.28

Happy Tau Day!



To celebrate, Mr. Pickles made two pies (but only took a picture of this one).

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Welcome to the Not Quite Wild Animal Park

So... this is currently in our basement in the old rabbit cage:

Yeah... so... it looks like we've adopted a kitten.  The kids found it under a bush across the street.  It very obviously wasn't feral, but lost and terrified and WAY too young to be out alone.  It took two days for the kids to catch it -- they were all panicking after the first failed attempt that something was going to eat it overnight, so when it appeared again the next day they were wild with relief.  So they bribed it into the rabbit cage with some food and closed the door from a distance with a homemade rope Katie had cut out of extra fabric.  (She is nothing if not resourceful.)

After its initial panic at being caught, the kitten calmed down quickly and has turned out to be super affectionate.  When we brought the cage into the basement, it would cry every time we went upstairs and left it alone.  It loved having company.  I was afraid we weren't going to get any sleep that night. :)

On Saturday we took it to the vet to get it checked out.  It had fleas, worms, and a nasty upper respiratory infection, but with treatment should be fine.  We also learned it's a male.  (Of course it is!)

We've decided to name it Soot Sprite, after a character from Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro.
small, black, furry, with eyeballs...
The reason we're keeping it isn't just due to Katie's Bambi Eyes.  Barely a week ago, Katie and I were talking about how we'd love to get another pet, and how much she would love to have a cat in particular, but I was balking at adoption fees and breeder's charges.  I mentioned that all the pets that we've had have come to us providentially when we were ready for them, with Katie's own gerbil Snowball the lone exception (he was an 8th birthday present).  So I told Katie I believed that when we were meant to have another pet, it would just come to us.  "But," says I to myself, I says, "it's not like a random cat is just going to walk into our yard and adopt us!"

*cue hysterical laughter*

However, in a sense I was right -- it didn't just walk into our yard -- we had to cross the street to get it. :)  But when the kitten just appeared out of nowhere, I took that as a sign that it was meant to be ours.

So now it's living in the old rabbit cage until I can give it a bath, using a cardboard box and old gerbil shavings for a litter box (yes, it is litter trained already even) and baby bowls for feed bowls until I can do some proper shopping for it.  Our neighbors gave us some cat food to tide us over until we were able to get it some real kitten food.

The neighborhood kids are constantly coming in to look at it -- they actually all worked together to capture it, spending hours climbing under bushes to try to coax it out, so it really belongs to all of them.  We were just the only foolish adults who actually agreed to bring it into our house. :)

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At the same time that all this was going on, a huge white pigeon has also adopted us.

For the past couple days, it's been constantly hanging around our yard or on our roof.  It kept Mr. Pickles company while he was cleaning out the roof gutters by sitting on the top rung of the ladder.

The thing is huge.  And it's practically tame -- it will let you allllllllmost touch it before it flaps away a yard or two.

Where did these animals come from?  The neighborhood mysteries deepen.

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This one is an honest-to-goodness wild animal:
We have lots of deer around, but they don't usually stay long enough to be caught on film.  One of the girls just managed to get several shots of this lovely doe before it bounded off.

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Oh, and we have rats.  I'm hoping Soot Sprite will turn out to be a good mouser.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Fall Photodump

So here's a post that's been sitting as a draft for a few months.  I originally subtitled it The traditional "I'm too lazy to do individual posts" seasonal post.  There will most likely be a few more of these before I'm done. :)

October

Ahhh, brotherly love.
note strangle hold.  also, blurry because li'l boys can't hold still for 1/30 of a second

when you store your soft serve ice cream in the freezer

siblings "helping" Miriam keep her concentration
Seriously, Miriam could keep playing through an air raid and barely even notice.

 November
new quilts!  made by Uncle Dave's mil.  she picked patterns that were perfect for their different personalities

Nicky liked it too!


Hm, how do I make this thing work?

almost... there...

ta-daaa!!!  SO proud of himself

according to Katie, it's been scientifically proven that messages on coasters will come true.

some perspective on these hilarious shoe sizes: Katie, age 12; Joseph, age 8; Daniel, age 6.  (shortly after this, however, we updated Katie's size to a 4, so it's not quite as ridiculous any more)

everyone is very motivated to help with the raking if a giant leaf pile is involved

can you spot all six children?

favorite fall sports: Andrew-tossing...

...and pile-diving!
That pile of bagged leaves in the background was much larger by trash day, I can assure you, and this is why:
see all those lovely trees?

the leaves from half of them end up in our yard

Thanksgiving
Daniel is very enthusiastic about feasts



messy but delicious (the fruit filling never gelled)

the kids love watching Daddy exercise (especially b/c it involves a glowy screen)

 December

So our dining room chandelier kept shorting out on us.  We would suddenly see a blue flash from the light switch and then the lights would go out.  After spending way more money than we really wanted to replacing the switch -- twice -- we decided to look at that one flickering bulb on the fixture.


gah!

We're very grateful that singed wire didn't burst into flames and kill us all during dinner one night.

time for a new one!
I never liked that chandelier -- it was NEVER clean -- and looked way too pretentious for our humble home.  I like this one much better:
ahhhhhhh...

Finally, a little bit of random backyard wildlife:
a Cooper's Hawk -- very striking with his slate gray back, gray barred tail, brown and white striped breast, and RED EYES
All the other birds and squirrels were noticeably absent during his visit.

Friday, June 16, 2017

Andy's Imagination

So here's a little taste of the mind of a four-year-old boy.  Do you see this cute little scenario here?


Assorted foam puzzle pieces and duplo blocks arranged artistically?

Well, this is what they REALLY mean:


Because, of course, EVERYTHING is a battle royale.